'letter' from maxis broadband

Dear valued costumer,

i cheated to you cos when you bought my service i said its unlimited. Yeap, unlimited to 3GB PER MONTH.
when u go to maxis center the girls there tell me oh no need to change the plan cos you already subscibe unlimted package.
but when you email the Customer?-Who-Cares? we keep repeating 3GB only!!

If you exceeded the limit, we will throttled down your bb speed. We put it down in the registration form you signed earlier.
see it lah,
of course we didnt tell you that before. its business strategy plan!

We try to call you to inform you this matter but we are so smart that we call you just once when you are in your class, toilet, whatsoever condition that might make u unable to answer the phone. We called you just once because we cant bear the caller ringtone. -love story by taylor swift. well we do prefer KORN rather than her.

earlier when you subscribe our package, you never experienced this because we are trying hard to make you stay with us.
well we do valued you anyway.

but after time passes we decided not to be so generous that we cut the speed exactly when it exceed the limit.
that is why you can now experienced 10 days high speed per month and there rest wahahaha who is the one to be the greed one??
even you just opened plain facebook, blogger, youtube without any additional movie, song download etc etc.

well err we of course didnt inform you we just make the policy stricter. you should be glad we didnt suspend your account.

of course we didnt tell you when we reset the bandwith but we do tell you every 10th of every month we let the bills in.

there is no resolution for this. we are damn lazy.

but we do advise you stick to googling only, use lite facebook, shut down your blog, throw your camera away so you dont have to upload the pics, banned youtube, dont download movies-just buy the pirate one,

BTW make this email confidential. will ya?


thank you.

your not so sincerely,

lord voldemort

disclaimer** this a real-life made up story by a 5 year old boy who couldnt speak korean. we do not say its true,
but you can believe it as well, as you know people do believe harry potter is flying out there somewhere with his broomstick.
we do not responsible with ANYTHING which might come out after this story publish to this cruel world.

FIN