'letter' from maxis broadband

Dear valued costumer,

i cheated to you cos when you bought my service i said its unlimited. Yeap, unlimited to 3GB PER MONTH.
when u go to maxis center the girls there tell me oh no need to change the plan cos you already subscibe unlimted package.
but when you email the Customer?-Who-Cares? we keep repeating 3GB only!!

If you exceeded the limit, we will throttled down your bb speed. We put it down in the registration form you signed earlier.
see it lah,
of course we didnt tell you that before. its business strategy plan!

We try to call you to inform you this matter but we are so smart that we call you just once when you are in your class, toilet, whatsoever condition that might make u unable to answer the phone. We called you just once because we cant bear the caller ringtone. -love story by taylor swift. well we do prefer KORN rather than her.

earlier when you subscribe our package, you never experienced this because we are trying hard to make you stay with us.
well we do valued you anyway.

but after time passes we decided not to be so generous that we cut the speed exactly when it exceed the limit.
that is why you can now experienced 10 days high speed per month and there rest wahahaha who is the one to be the greed one??
even you just opened plain facebook, blogger, youtube without any additional movie, song download etc etc.

well err we of course didnt inform you we just make the policy stricter. you should be glad we didnt suspend your account.

of course we didnt tell you when we reset the bandwith but we do tell you every 10th of every month we let the bills in.

there is no resolution for this. we are damn lazy.

but we do advise you stick to googling only, use lite facebook, shut down your blog, throw your camera away so you dont have to upload the pics, banned youtube, dont download movies-just buy the pirate one,

BTW make this email confidential. will ya?


thank you.

your not so sincerely,

lord voldemort

disclaimer** this a real-life made up story by a 5 year old boy who couldnt speak korean. we do not say its true,
but you can believe it as well, as you know people do believe harry potter is flying out there somewhere with his broomstick.
we do not responsible with ANYTHING which might come out after this story publish to this cruel world.

FIN

Currently listening to......

LENKA - the show

enjoy the show

"
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show"

KATY PERRY - im still breathing

"I leave the gas on
Walk the alleys in the dark
Sleep with candles burning
I leave the door unlocked
I'm weaving a rope and
Running all the red lights
Did I get your attention
'Cause I'm sending all the signs that "

PIMP YOUR OLD BAG

I have a black little bag, or you might call it pouch, whatever the name is.

Its black and quite plain. After a while i decide to put some 'spices; to it.

Here we go.

We gonna need :

a bag
UHU glue or whatever you like
cute ribbons
cute buttons and pin



firstly using glue, attach the ribbons around bag.

like this.


then cut 3 pieces of ribbons into three different sizes. the shorter one will be used to tie the ribbon together.



make loops from the ribbons and glue them together



use the desired one and put it on the center. glue em together
put it anywhere you like. add up cute buttons and small buttons.




TADDAA there we are! finished!

pstt... believe me im not that girly. wahaha

Jual Temberang Or Jual Kamera?

Minggu lepas ada DIGITAL FAIR di PKNS shah alam (whatever the name is)

Aku tengah mencari kamera kompak untuk dijadikan teman setia melihat pameran tu
satu bonus.

So hari jumaat tu aku terus ke PKNS untuk tengok dan survey kamera yang dijual.

Hajat di hati nak rembat DSLR 1 tapi aku mungkin kena makan 'angin' selama 1 semester.
Sebab makan 'angin' tu tak best dan buatkan orang lagi sakit, (sakit angin + naik angin),
aku munukar niat nak cari yang biasa-biasa saja.

Aku singgah di 1 gerai NIKON.
aku memang minat NIKON sebab waktu sekolah dulu aku tengok kamera ni gambar cun.

Dia tunjukkan aku NIKON s220.
Wah slim dan mengancam. ada kaler-kaler lagi. Aku pun dengan riang gembira mencuba.
Memang berkenan. HARGA?

RM 999
RM 598

"ini harga offer ma. Sudah murah manyak... ada lapat free mini tripod, kita bagi u 4G memory card lagik.
Ini ofer baik punya!! Mana mau lapat lagi?? Ini desing memang pompuan manyak suka. Ada smile shot. Senang mau amik gamba BF woo.. Olang laki susah mau pose ma..."

dalam hati aku wahhh ni hebat punya offer.
Tapi aku tak nak beli lagi. Aku nak datang SABTU.
sebab makin hari makin murah kan?

Malam tu aku cuba survey apa kata pengguna NIKON s220.
Dan aku jugak jenguk laman NIKON

tau berapa harga sebenar?

RM999? nope
RM 888? nope SALAH SALAH CUBA LAGI
RM 598!!!

what the heck dia kata tu harga offer padahal memang harga asal dia camtu. @#$%

Hari AHAD aku pergi lagi.

wah ada offer 50%!!!!

Nak tahu berapa harga hari AHAD?

RM 1099!

Ni sudah lebih. BErkali-kali tipu. Silap aku tak telefon TELEDERA
snap pic muka-muka lanun tu pun aku tak buat.

hampeh!

aku rasa gerai nikon tu ja yang buat macam tu. sebab yang lain ada harga dari laman web.

so pesanan aku untuk anda yang nak beli barang di pesta/pameran macam ni,
sila selidik dulu harga barang di laman web pengeluarnya.
So anda tak kan dikencing macam tu.

Aku?

Aku beli kamera di kedai kodak dalam PKNS tu.
dia tulis ada offer dan harga yang dijual memang offer betul.

CANON IXUS 100 IS @ RM999.
Retail Price: RM 1,199.00

*nama lain PowerShot SD780 IS

Padan muka aku, Sebab bebal dengan NIKON tu walau aku heart dia sesangat, terus aku rembat canon yang harga sekali ganda.

Meet my sexy MR RED.




nak berkenalan dengan MR RED sila klik laman web canon di sini

try to say no to her : THE POWER OR MOTHER NATURE

Regardless of what conflicts we have with Indonesia now,

I do feel bad for them.

continuous catastrophes,
number of loss including lives, properties and most important is

how the catastrophes actually do give impact to them.

losing love one is not something easy to handle,
losing somebody in a awful disaster like this just doubled the woes.


In this case,
i do think its not us who decided the causes of why its them who getting all this things
like "hah itulah, bongkak sombong tak kenang budi!" or whatsoever lah.

di zaman para Anbiya' sebelum Nabi Muhammad SAW, Allah bagi 'cash' kepada umat yang mengingkari-Nya.
seperti yg diceritakan oleh Allah dlm al-Quran menerusi ayat 133 Surah al-'Araaf yg bermaksud:

Telah kami kirimkan ke atas mereka (umat Nabi Musa) ribut taufan, belalang,
kutu, katak dan darah, sebagai tanda yg cukup jelas keingkaran mereka terhadap ajaran Nabi Ibrahim,
mereka menjadi angkuh dan sombong diri dan sesungguhnya mereka adalah golongan penjenayah
(yg melakukan kerosakan di muka bumi).

Tapi oleh kerana rahmat dan kasih sayang Rasulullah SAW, baginda berdoa pada Allah
agar Allah 'postpone' balasan kepada umatNya, biarlah dibalas di akhirat kelak.

Allah lebih mengetahui akan sesuatu.

So dalam hal ni, usahlah kita celupar mulut sangat nak mengata itu dan ini.
Kita gantikan kata-kata kesat kita dengan ucapan doa dan kiriman al-fatihah kepada umat Islam yang mungkin terbabit dalam bencana ni yang diumpamakan bagai
'ditelan' bumi,

"kalau kita terpijak tahi kucing, kita tak mempalit balik tahi tu pada kucing tu balik,
tapi kita basuh, cuci dan bersihkan najis tu, semburkan wangian dengan harapan
orang lain tak merasa macam kita. fikirkanlah.."

RIP YOSHITO USUI- the MANGAKA of CRAYON SHIN CHAN

"A body found at the bottom of a cliff on a mountain in Gunma Prefecture has been
identified as that of Yoshito Usui, author of the popular manga "Crayon Shin-chan."
-12 september 2009



i just get to know about this today.

so sad.

sensei died at the age of 51,
found dead after reported missing by family members at the
bottom a mountain.



no more Shin Chan for me i guess.
i just bought the 49th volume yesterday.
hopes its not the last.
the production house might want to continued the series with the aid of other author
wonder will it be the same?



great works he produce, didnt he?
i barely able to stop smiling while reading shin chan.
gigling out loud where it tickles my heart
and cries when it touched my feeling

like when Tokurou, Matsuzaka boyfie died. -lol

i love it, when shin chan and nohara get punished. wahaha women rules!!!


what i love the most is,
of how he portrayed the love of a family in his own unique, funny, with lil obscenity
(crayon shin chan is rated mature in out countries!!!)

gotta miss his work much!!!!

sayonara sensei!!

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